Little Stinker

This morning Zack was eating breakfast and making a mess. I told him several times to eat nicely. Apparently all he heard was BLAH BLAH BLAH because he continued making a mess. After a while he said he was done and I got up to get a paper towel to wash him off. While getting the paper towel he decided that last little piece of toast would look better if it were in a million little crumbs on the table! When I saw that I yelled at him and started cleaning him up. He starts to walk away from the table and he says to Kris "Daddy, Mommy being ridiculous". What the?
Had I not been so annoyed at cleaning up the mess I probably would have bust into uncontrollable laughter. He is much to wise for such a young child.