Shirts galore

"Zack go get your shorts and a shirt."
"Why?"
"So we can get ready to go to grandmas house."
"Oh okay."

He gets a pair of shorts, lays them on the floor.

"Zack where is your shirt?"
"I just want to wear my pajama shirt."
"No sir, go get a shirt from your dresser."
"Fine."

He comes back with not one shirt, not two shirts, but every shirt in the drawer!

"Zack you only have one body you do not need that many shirts."
"But Mom I need them all because I might make a mess."

Now I can not argue that fact with him because he is the messiest eater ever but I certainly do not want to carry the many shirts with us. He reluctantly agrees to bring all but one of them all back to his dresser. Now I have to refold every shirt that he has stuffed into that drawer.

I think I will wait until later to do that.