So it has come to my attention that I need to teach my son the anatomy of both boys and girls.
You see I have taught him the correct term for his male member, but I have never taught him that girls do not have that specific part.
Today we came home from having lunch with Kris and by the time Zack and I pulled into the driveway I really had to go to the bathroom bad. That will teach me to drink so much at lunch. I was trying to get him out of the car seat in a hurry and into the house so I was telling him to hustle. He asked why so I told him I had to go potty. He responded with an "Oh OK Mom."
Just as we got into the house he asked "Mom, are you holding your penis." I just about lost it right there.
Oh the joys of parenting!
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