"Hey Mom, let's make some flippin' flapjacks for breakfast."
"Flippin' flapjacks? How do we make that?"
"Well first of all you need 1 cup of water, second of all you need 1 cup of flour, third of all you need 1 cup flippin' flapjacks soda, Um Mom what comes after third?"
"Oh yeah, fourth of all you need 2 cups or flour, Um Mom what comes after fourth?"
"Fifth of all I will go pick some flowers."
"Then what do we do?"
"Then you throw them up in the air and I will catch them on a plate."
"I don't think so, we don't have any flippin' flapjacks soda and I certainly do not want food thrown around my kitchen"
"Alright then you can make me some Cheerios."
Should I be afraid he is already making up recipes using ingredients I have never heard of?
13 hours ago