OK Bob if you want attention you do not need to do it this way! Now get out of the hospital bed and stop pretending to be sick.
Oh wait I think I get it, you wanted a vacation right?
Well that really isn't a good place to vacation. They don't let you sleep, they poke you with needles all night and day, the food is not very tasty at all (although my mother would disagree with that) and they don't have that many channels on the television (you can only watch so much junk before getting bored).
So get up and get home soon! You know Zack can not come visit you there, they never allow kids in and I seriously do not think I could keep him quite long enough to sneak him in.
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